your thong is hanging out like whoa
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
