what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Randomize
