theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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