Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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