i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Just pee around me
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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