every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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