big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
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