oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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