I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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