Pants 0. Shit 1.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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