Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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