My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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