Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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