Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
no you cant smoke seaweed
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
