Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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