He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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