Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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