It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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