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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
You're a waste of cheezeits
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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