He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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