Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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