He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
All the doctor said was why
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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