how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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