Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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