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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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