hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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