where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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