I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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