They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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