Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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