Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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