If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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