Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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