At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Lo siento on account of my penis...
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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