I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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