i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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