She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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