So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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