You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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