You really coming over, don't trick.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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