He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
should my penis look like a turkey
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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