barbara walters just said penis...
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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