In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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