they need to just BURY HIM!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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