All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize