My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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