Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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