Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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