I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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