The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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