u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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