Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Just high enough for therapy.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
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