Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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