I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
