I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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