How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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