I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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