If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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