I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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